i joined tumblr for the lolz: This is a bit of a left-field post, but... the Valduggery ship squicks me out a LOT.
The age difference is just one thing. I know that in a world where people use magic to live to absurd ages, this doesn’t matter as much… but he’s something like 900 years old (? I forget…) and she’s not 20 yet. Even in the world of “Skulduggery Pleasant”, that’s a bit much.
Secondly, I always…



