The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Okay, for y’all Skulduggery fans with lives, I’ve put “The Button” by Derek Landy under this read more. Yes, the whole thing. This way you can read it after the 22nd as well (:

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so-spectacular:

I’ve been seeing everyone make these Christmas gift things, and I was cleaning up my room when I came across these.
I got a handful of these postcards when I went to see Derek Landy for a book signing way back in 2009 in Melbourne. Now that I’m moving, I feel like I need to give them away.
So here’s what I’m gonna do.
I’m gonna give them away (shock horror!). I’ve got 10 that I’m going to be sending off to any corner of the glob which you please. I’m going to write on them a special, personalised message and send them off to you.
Oh, but on one of them I’m not going to write a personal message at all because I will pick someone at random to get this one:

Signed by Derek Himself!
So here’s how it’s gonna work:
You don’t HAVE to be following me, but it would be super dooper swell if you did. I WAS going to have this as just a giveaway for my followers but I think there’s only about 4 of them who like Skulduggery Pleasant.
Likes AND reblogs count as entries. But be sure not to spam your followers.
NO CONTEST BLOGS! I will check.
You MUST tag the post as “Giveaway” so that your followers can blacklist/saviour it if they so wish. If you do not tag it accordingly, your reblogs shall not count.
To win:

Contest ends 11th December 2012 at 12pm AUSTRALIAN EASTERN STANDARD TIME. I will not be counting any likes or reblogs after that time.
The winners will be chosen via Random Number Generator. Then, out of those 10 winners, I shall use a Random Number Generator to choose who gets the signed postcard.
You MUST have your askbox open so I can tell you if you win, and get your address from you.
Editor’s Note:
I am willing to ship overseas. You may not get it before Christmas, but you will get it if you win.

The Sparrow Flies South for Winter.

so-spectacular:

I’ve been seeing everyone make these Christmas gift things, and I was cleaning up my room when I came across these.

I got a handful of these postcards when I went to see Derek Landy for a book signing way back in 2009 in Melbourne. Now that I’m moving, I feel like I need to give them away.

So here’s what I’m gonna do.

I’m gonna give them away (shock horror!). I’ve got 10 that I’m going to be sending off to any corner of the glob which you please. I’m going to write on them a special, personalised message and send them off to you.

Oh, but on one of them I’m not going to write a personal message at all because I will pick someone at random to get this one:

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Signed by Derek Himself!

So here’s how it’s gonna work:

  • You don’t HAVE to be following me, but it would be super dooper swell if you did. I WAS going to have this as just a giveaway for my followers but I think there’s only about 4 of them who like Skulduggery Pleasant.
  • Likes AND reblogs count as entries. But be sure not to spam your followers.
  • NO CONTEST BLOGS! I will check.
  • You MUST tag the post as “Giveaway” so that your followers can blacklist/saviour it if they so wish. If you do not tag it accordingly, your reblogs shall not count.
To win:
  • Contest ends 11th December 2012 at 12pm AUSTRALIAN EASTERN STANDARD TIME. I will not be counting any likes or reblogs after that time.
  • The winners will be chosen via Random Number Generator. Then, out of those 10 winners, I shall use a Random Number Generator to choose who gets the signed postcard.
  • You MUST have your askbox open so I can tell you if you win, and get your address from you.
Editor’s Note:
I am willing to ship overseas. You may not get it before Christmas, but you will get it if you win.
The Sparrow Flies South for Winter.
Anonymous sent: "Absolutely. I would have never tripped. I'm far too graceful."— Skulduggery to Valkyrie, Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire -SPSS

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yayayayay! (:

andredano:

Tanith Low in The Maleficent Seven  - Derek Landy


Ugh, sorry guys I splitted up the this post I was too excited to think but here you got the front cover with- and without the text.

:)

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

roarhaven:

anothersuitcase:

…am i the only one who didn’t like KOTW?
and before everyone unfollows me, let me explain:

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Well, there’s not a lot to say, as most of this is based off the “feel” you got.

Personally, it’s my favorite because I am dirty heathen Valduggery shipper and base my enjoyment of the novels off the amount of shipping.

…… That was a joke.

Anyway, I did think Argeddion was an excellent character, and Lenka was amazing, as was Hansard in his appearance, though I agree that the Super Teens were flat.

And the plot? Definitely suffers a bit… but I don’t know, I feel like Derek always balances way too many sub plots.

But I love the ‘shit just got real’ ness of this book, and Lenka, and Elsie, and Hansard, and argeddion’s complexity (compared to previous villains, especially) and everything about the alps, oh my god, the battle scenes and Valkyrie getting destroyed and being able to keep coming back…

I was just really pumped for it and it delivered. Maybe it was because i read most of it at 12-3 am. Who knows. ahahha

(And the Valduggery was good too.)

Yeah, I completely understand!
The thing is I waited like 2 months for it to be delivered and I guess I built it up too much in my head :/ 

…am i the only one who didn’t like KOTW?
and before everyone unfollows me, let me explain:

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Comment what would be your taken name if you were a sorcerer and let’s see what we’ll get :)

minionsassembleat221b:

Cerys Bea, aw yis. Was Harmony Blake once upon, but yeah

I already made a post like this and it’s made it’s rounds, but oh well.
Perspicacious Song. 

(Source: mairilou)

GUYS

would Josh Holloway be the perfect Sanguine or wOULD JOSH HOLLOWAY BE THE PERFECT SANGUINE?! 

(Source: anothersuitcase)

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gabriass:

Ravel’s Sass Appreciation Post

themortalmisfit:

If you don’t reblog this, you read Kingdom of the Wicked wrong.


― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

― Derek LandySkulduggery Pleasant

minionsassembleat221b:

Lord Vile Fanart I’ve been working on. It’s taking ages but I’m really pleased with it so far. C:
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minionsassembleat221b:

Lord Vile Fanart I’ve been working on. It’s taking ages but I’m really pleased with it so far. C:

bones-and-backtalk:


“You know the lengths he would go to for you, and that’s the problem. Valkyrie, he would sacrifice the world to save you.”  
“You don’t know that for sure.”  “No,” said the reflection. “But it’s what you suspect.”  
“He wouldn’t let me do that. He just wouldn’t.”  
“Maybe not. But he’d waste time. He’d second-guess himself. He’d look for another way. He wouldn’t go for the kill shot when he was given the chance, and by then, it might be too late.”

i’m sorry on so many levels.
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bones-and-backtalk:

“You know the lengths he would go to for you, and that’s the problem. Valkyrie, he would sacrifice the world to save you.” 

“You don’t know that for sure.”  “No,” said the reflection. “But it’s what you suspect.” 

“He wouldn’t let me do that. He just wouldn’t.” 

“Maybe not. But he’d waste time. He’d second-guess himself. He’d look for another way. He wouldn’t go for the kill shot when he was given the chance, and by then, it might be too late.”

i’m sorry on so many levels.

IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED JFC I AM DYING
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IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED JFC I AM DYING