The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

frickative:

“Uh yeah, he has some, ah… idiosyncrasies.”

“Like what?”

Chris’ little bathroom accident on the ‘Monk’ set [x]

(Source: colfhummel)

supernaturalisticoespialidoso:

It’s a small pebble. It’s about the size… of a… small pebble.

[Monk is looking for some evidence in a hardware store.]

More Monk Dialog

Jack JR: I swear, I'm not a killer! Hand to God!
Monk: GOD DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR HAND!

bone-camarrow:

“Mr. Monk Gets Drunk” is my next episode omg yes

“I will call you Luke! Because you LUKE like a MOOSE”
omg love that episode :D