The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

i joined tumblr for the lolz: This is a bit of a left-field post, but... the Valduggery ship squicks me out a LOT.

gracie-geek:

The age difference is just one thing. I know that in a world where people use magic to live to absurd ages, this doesn’t matter as much… but he’s something like 900 years old (? I forget…) and she’s not 20 yet. Even in the world of “Skulduggery Pleasant”, that’s a bit much.

Secondly, I always…

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Valkyrie: ... hate... you.
Skulduggery: Breathe in some more air; the lack of oxygen has made you delirious.