The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

OKAY I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE FRESHLY GROUND CONCERT

and oh my god it was amazing
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO A READMORE ON MY PHONE AND THIS IS A REALLY ROUGH DRAFT SO PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME

Well, it was supposed to start at 19:30 BUT they only started at 20:30 because they were SO HIGH. AND DRUNK.
they were fucking amazing tho!

Um, yeah they played for about 2ish hours and then left BUT THEY CAME BACK FOR AN ENCOR AND DID WAKA WAKA AND I SWEAR I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE CROWD WHO KNEW THE WORDS BECAUSE PEOPLE CANNOT PRONOUNCE SHIT.
and then it was over 😭
so we went outside and got first in line for the signing. And the first person out was Kylia-rose (violinist) and she signing my notepad! AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ZOLANI (the lead singer) WAS RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME.
but she’s so TINY, so she couldn’t get through the crowds to get to the signing desk, so whilst she was walking (swimming) towards the desk, I go “HI!” and she goes “eh man it’s hot!” and I was like “omg yes it is” and she was like “you know it’s snowing in Joburg?” and I was like “OMG YES I KNOW EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT SAYING THAT THEY’RE BLUE”
and then she managed to get to the desk, signed my notepad and I ran away because it was SO HOT.

I WILL MAKE A BETTER POST TOMORROW I PROMISE

42 - we all know what it means: Cross outwhat you have done.

fuckyoumartinwonabafta:

Appearance

I have/had piercings besides the ears.

I want piercings besides the ears.

I have a scar.

I tan easily.Ā 

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I want a tattoo.

I can be self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/had braces

I have more than two piercings.


Embarrassment

Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.Ā 

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.Ā 

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.Ā 

Health

I’ve gotten stitches.

I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had chicken pox


Travel

I’ve been to Florida.

I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to California.

I’ve been to Asia.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.

I’ve been to the Caribbean.

I’ve been to Europe.Ā 


Experiences

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pyjamas.Ā 

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve slapped someone.

I’ve kissed someone underwater.

I’ve chugged something.

I’ve crashed a car.Ā - Never driven one to crash.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a musical.

I’ve auditioned for something.

I’ve been on stage.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.

I’ve pranked someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.


Honesty / Crime

I’ve been threatened to be arrested.

I’ve broken a law.

I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out.

I’ve lied about my whereabouts.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve been in a fist fight.


Death

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone/something die.

Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.

I have attempted suicide.

I’ve thought about suicide before.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.


Materialism

I own over 5 rap CD’s.

I’m obsessed with anime/manga.

I collected comic books.

I own a lot of makeup.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I own something from The Gap.Ā 

I own something I got on E-Bay.

I own something from Abercrombie.

I thrive on compliments.

I thrive on hate.


Random

I can sing low key.Ā 

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I don’t like to kill bugs.

I sing in the shower.

I’m a morning person.

I’m a sports fanatic.

I twirl my hair.

I care about grammar.

I love to spam friends.

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.

I bake well.

My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.

I would wear pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.

I’m really ticklish.

I like white chocolate.

I bite/used to bite my nails.

I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering dates.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.


People

..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.

..called me fat.

..have said I’m skinny.

..have said I’m ugly.

..have said I’m pretty.

..have spread rumors about me.

..force me to eat.

..say I eat too much.

..say I eat too little.


Eating

I’ve lost weight.

I’ve gained weight.

I’m at my thinnest.

I’m at my biggest.

I’ve lost weight and kept it off.

I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.

My weight affects my mood.

I diet. (not for weight problems)

I am/was vegan/vegetarian.

I exercise.

I’ve fainted from exhaustion.


Family

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve planned to run away from home before.

I’ve run away from home.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want kids in the future.

I’ve had kids.

I’ve lost a child.


Relationships

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’m single.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I have/had a friend with benefits.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’m a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain. (snow)

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I’ve kissed a stranger.


Bad times

I regularly drink.

I can’t swallow pills.

I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.

I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.

I have/had anxiety problems.

I shut others out when I’m upset.

I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.

I’ve slept an entire day before.

I’ve plotted revenge.

Substantiality. You.: Get to know your Tumblr-er

What is your middle name?Ā Don’t have one.

What are you passionate about?Ā Almost everything.

Zebra or leopard print? Um… neither.

Do you have any fears?Ā I’m terrified of dying. And clowns.Ā 

Silver or gold? My skin is a yellow-y colour, so silver looks better on it than gold.Ā 

Top three places to visit.Ā (that I’d like to visit) Peru, Brazil, Russia.

How many siblings do you have?Ā 1 older sister.

Where are you from?Ā SA, then moved.

First career you wanted as a child:Ā …a waitress (don’t judge)

What’s your sign?Ā Scorpio

Future names of your children:Ā Hurricane (unisex), Charlie (unisex), Ever (girl)

What are you listening to right now?Ā Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold

Do you believe in fate/destiny? Yup.

What are your career goals?Ā …none.

What is your favorite color?Ā Black.

What is your favorite flower?Ā Deep red roses.

What was the first concert/show you attended?Ā Black Eyed Peas.

Something you are working on right now:Ā Physics lab report -_-

Have you ever had a near-death experience?Ā Not really. I got mugged once.Ā 

Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early?Ā Procrastinatoooooooooooooooor.

Left or right handed?Ā Right handed.Ā 

TV Shows and anime you watch regularly.Ā here you go

Halloween costume idea for this year?Ā Any one of the Avengers.

What is your relationship status?Ā Single.

Last movie you just watched.Ā Human Centipede 2

Your best friend’s name.Ā Noah, Ronnie.

A song that’s been stuck in your head.Ā Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

A book you want to read/have recently read.Ā I really want to read LOTR. but my library is out of the first one atm.Ā 

(Source: iwillbringhealthandhealing)

akapine006:

capaow:

cocokat:

Very boring up here. 
No crimes in Heaven, apparently.
SH
—-
Met an angel called Castiel.
Was looking for a human body.
SH
—-
Have I told you about the Winchesters?
SH
—-
I miss you and your complaining horribly
SH
—-
Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.
SH
—-
John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.
SH
—-
I wish I could talk to you
SH
—-
God won’t let me visit Hell. 
But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!
SH
—-
If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you
SH
—-
Still missing you horribly
SH
—-
Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.
A woman even I might admire. Good Job.
SH
—-
There are people up here whom I solved their deaths.
Keep thanking me.
Somewhat annoying.
SH
—-
Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?
Someone is getting too sentimental.
I’m touched.
SH
—-
Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.
Still as annoying as ever.
I miss when you used to punch him for me.
SH
—-
You’ve become so good at writing.
I miss you.
SH
—-
There are so many things I should have said.
Down There.
SH
—-
Sorry
SH
—-
I miss you
SH
—-
I love you.
SH
—-
Won’t you hurry up?
SH
—-
Don’t come too quickly, though.
SH
—-
Met with Mummy.
She cried. I don’t understand it.
SH
—-
I love you
SH
—-
Being an old man doesn’t suit you. 
You’re done fighting, John.
Come home.
SH
—-
Stubborn to the last, my John.
SH
—-
I love you anyway.
SH
—-
“Welcome home.”

There are actual tears in my eyes from this.
WHY?!??!

Stubborn to the last, my John.

akapine006:

capaow:

cocokat:

Very boring up here.Ā 

No crimes in Heaven, apparently.

SH

—-

Met an angel called Castiel.

Was looking for a human body.

SH

—-

Have I told you about the Winchesters?

SH

—-

I miss you and your complaining horribly

SH

—-

Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.

SH

—-

John, your mother and father say ā€˜hello’.

SH

—-

I wish I could talk to you

SH

—-

God won’t let me visit Hell.Ā 

But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!

SH

—-

If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you

SH

—-

Still missing you horribly

SH

—-

Was told you got married. ā€œMary Morstranā€.

A woman even I might admire. Good Job.

SH

—-

There are people up here whom I solved their deaths.

Keep thanking me.

Somewhat annoying.

SH

—-

Really, John? You named your son ā€œSherlockā€?

Someone is getting too sentimental.

I’m touched.

SH

—-

Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.

Still as annoying as ever.

I miss when you used to punch him for me.

SH

—-

You’ve become so good at writing.

I miss you.

SH

—-

There are so many things I should have said.

Down There.

SH

—-

Sorry

SH

—-

I miss you

SH

—-

I love you.

SH

—-

Won’t you hurry up?

SH

—-

Don’t come too quickly, though.

SH

—-

Met with Mummy.

She cried. I don’t understand it.

SH

—-

I love you

SH

—-

Being an old man doesn’t suit you.Ā 

You’re done fighting, John.

Come home.

SH

—-

Stubborn to the last, my John.

SH

—-

I love you anyway.

SH

—-

ā€œWelcome home.ā€

There are actual tears in my eyes from this.

WHY?!??!

Stubborn to the last, my John.